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  • Posted by knives55  / Jan. 1, 2011

    The light bulbs and fan blades may be in the wrong places, but this is so much better than when he rebuilt that transmission with Drive and Reverse swapped. So much better.

  • Posted by billydakid1975a  / Jan. 3, 2011

    After this skater snaps his arm in half his buddy tells him he's fine. Now I'm not a doctor but I'm pretty sure when your arm bends in two different places it's not something you walk off.

  • Posted by haveuseenmystapler  / Jan. 3, 2011

    This is from a voicemail left for a recruiter by a genius who really needs a part-time job. But what kind of job is there for a part-time genius?

  • Posted by Charlie01  / Jan. 3, 2011

    Yeah, your homemade flamethrower is good enough to torch one bush, but you're going to need a lot more firepower if you're going to go out and take on a whole hedge, son.

  • Posted by thedestroyer  / Jan. 3, 2011

    One old guy tries to return his blackberry, which isn't working. The other old guy gives him the best tech support he can. Admit it, these old guys know as much about technology as you do.

  • Posted by billydakid1975a  / Jan. 3, 2011

    This poor little fella is confused. They called him a Pug dog and he must of thought they said plug.

  • Posted by mxwrestler  / Jan. 4, 2011

    This guy freaks out over being recorded at work, yelling "Don't record me!" Seriously? It can't be that big a secret that you work there.

  • Posted by scrfce  / Jan. 4, 2011

    After the internet saw a man with a radio voice as magnificent as this, they agreed that he should be doing a pledge drive instead of panhandling. Ted Williams actually honed his radio voice in college and served as a DJ for some years. Then, he succumbed to drug and alcohol problems that led him down the tired, well-worn path of addiction and homelessness. After this video went viral, Mr. Williams was offered a home and a radio announcer job with the Cleveland Cavaliers. He even got a chance to see his daughter and mother again in a tearful reunion. The feelings of goodwill weren't long-lasting, however, as Mr. Williams was soon arrested by LAPD after getting into a verbal altercation with his daughter. His daughter accuses Mr. Williams of continuing to drink excessive amounts of alcohol per day. Pop psychologist Dr. Phil had Ted Williams on his show recently to discuss his problem, and the Man With the Golden Voice will soon be headed to rehab. Here's hoping he can turn his life around.

  • Posted by billydakid1975a  / Jan. 4, 2011

    This driver uses a tree branch to replace a busted tire on his car. Since I got pulled over this weekend because their was a minor crack in my brake light I'm going to guess this isn't street legal either.

  • Posted by billydakid1975a  / Jan. 5, 2011

    This dude spent years training for this race you would think he would of taken 5 minutes to find out where they put the finish line.

  • Posted by biggiesmallz  / Jan. 5, 2011

    After watching this russian pop singer go on a kids' show in an outfit that only those kids' dads would love, Katy Perry accepted the challenge, ordered some pasties, and booked herself on Yo Gabba Gabba. We could make a "In Soviet Russia" joke here, but it's too hard to come up with one; something about her is just too mesmerizing. This is probably how they brainwashed those soldiers in "The Manchurian Candidate". No, not the new one, the old one, Frank Sinatra? Know your movie history.

  • Posted by therockbottom  / Jan. 5, 2011

    Great. It looks like the government just wasted five billion dollars developing this Ketchup Deployment System. Five bucks for the ketchup and 4,999,999,995 dollars for the robots.

  • Posted by theladyzman  / Jan. 5, 2011

    This guy blows a jump and sends his Kia crashing down a hill. I wonder if he knows there are easier ways to let your parents know that you really didn't want a Kia.

  • Posted by billydakid1975a  / Jan. 6, 2011

    As long as we don't blow ourselves up first this is the most likely scenario to the end of the world.

  • Posted by billydakid1975a  / Jan. 6, 2011

    This dude tries to load his Harley in the back of a truck and ends up dumping it on the driveway.

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