Page 9 Archives for December 2012

  • Posted by Staff  / Dec. 28, 2012

    A different take on last night's encounter from the other side of the bed... with beats and rhymes!

  • Posted by Staff  / Dec. 31, 2012

    Kate Upton. We all like her. And for those who say they dont, we now youre lying. Because how can you not like her? She seems nice... and stuff. Shes good at her job, which is to look really, really hot. She is hard working, because she is always looking hot. And, she likes sports, which is nice because sports and hot chicks go together like boobs and boners. You could say she was the supermodel of the year all over the world. Shes been everywhere and in most magazines. She was even in a magazine about nuns. Thats not true. Were lying now. But are we? Yes. No? Youll have to go find all the nun magazines to truly know...

  • Posted by Ian-Fortey  / Dec. 31, 2012

    Tonight’s the night so kiss 2012 goodbye as our arbitrary calendar comes to an end and we start the whole thing over again. As is tradition, bars and clubs and homes around the world will be loaded with drunkards tonight, celebrating, making out, possibly vomiting, but why? Why is New Years the drunkiest holiday of all, with the exception of St Patrick’s Day?Turns out, working online has allowed us a special glimpse into just what it is that drives people to drink on this particular holiday. It’s not the good cheer, the relaxed atmosphere, the letting go of old and embracing the new. No, it’s the terrible music. Just look at this stuff: